Dick’s Got Some Balls

dickDick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld weigh in on Benghazi saying, among other things, that, “The idea that it was somehow related to a YouTube video and that that narrative kept being promoted, I suppose it’s because it fit their hopes and what they wanted to be the case.”

Irony, and hundreds of thousands in Iraq, DIE.  

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Pro-Stitution.

armyUS Army’s head of Sexual Assault Prevention accused of running prostitution ring.

Irony DIES, same as last week. 

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Charging Your Sexual Battery

ssAir Force officer who teaches sexual assault prevention charged with sexual battery.

Irony FLIES. 

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A Big Ball of Stress

Stress-ball-006Employee at stress ball factory gets stressed out and, without any other outlet, punches boss, brandishes knives.

Irony DIES stress_ball

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Menorah-Tease

Screen Shot 2013-02-27 at 12.06.13 PMNY State Assemblyman, Dov Hikind, who is constantly appalled at antisemitism and religious insensitivity toward Jews, shows up at Purim party in black face and orange jump suit costume.

Irony never calls, never writes, and DIES. 

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Getting to the Heart of the Fatter

baypassIn a follow up to an earlier DOI story: Spokesperson for the Heart Attack Grill dies of heart attack.

Irony DIES 2: Double Bypass

Bigger, Fatter, Meatier. 

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Priva-see, Priva-do

twitronyReporter who published teen’s sex diary infuriated that her tweets are being published.

The Irony that has DIED in this correspondence may contain information that is privileged or confidential. If you received this in error, please notify the sender by reply e-mail and delete the message and any attachments.

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