thedeathofirony

Long NYT piece on appropriate comma usage forced to print correction because of incorrect usage of said punctuation.

Irony, DIES. 

Unwed 17-year old mother criticizes president for his stance on gay mariage saying that “children do better with a mother and father.”

Irony is surrounded by an electric fence with other irony and because two ironies can’t produce more irony, irony DIES. 

The National Coalition for Men has endorsed a bill extending the Violence Against Women Act to the most under-recognized oppressed minority in our country: heterosexual men.

Irony DIES. So do women. 3 every day. 

Sunscreen gives you cancer. That is all.

Irony reapplies and DIES. 

Texas State Rep. Debbie Riddle sponsors Voter ID legislation (effectively a poll tax) to ensure “voter integrity” while  practicing one person, one vote/one vote/one vote/one vote/one vote/one vote on the floor of the legislature.

Irony DIES DIES DIES DIES DIES DIES and DIES. And the DIES have it. 

Arizona, among the most radical states on immigration, has a hockey team (full of Eastern European immigrants) called the “Coyotes.”

La ironía MUERE.

Man falls asleep at the wheel, runs into sign urging motorists not to drive tired.

Irony DIEzzzzzzzz.