Author Archives: rcshore

House Republicans meet at former slave plantation to practice talking to black people. Irony DIES. The D is not silent.  

The NRA — concerned about video games, not guns, in curbing gun violence — releases shooting video game one month after Newtown. Irony DIES of a gunshot wound to the head. 

National Coal Museum installs solar panels to save on energy bills. Energy DIES.  

Chicago man shoots and kills himself demonstrating gun safety. Irony DIES, ever so topically. 

Chinese state media takes Onion story seriously, name Kim Jong-un “Sexiest Man Alive.” Irony DIES. (Retracted)

Man named Wiener trying to ban public nudity in San Francisco.

Former head of FEMA, Michael Brown, made famous for inaction and incompetence during and after Katrina, criticizes President Obama for being “too quick” to respond to Sandy. Irony DIES. But it could have been a lot worse. 

Republicans, who have been working hard to conflate voter fraud with voter registration fraud, caught red handed committing voter fraud. I mean voter registration fraud.  

Search party for missing woman called off with discovery that said woman was part of said search party looking for herself.

Satire publication writes about Obama’s illegitimate 19 year old son Luther. Florida readers want to know: Is there truth to the spoof? Irony DIES.