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Dick’s Got Some Balls
Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld weigh in on Benghazi saying, among other things, that, “The idea that it was somehow related to a YouTube video and that that narrative kept being promoted, I suppose it’s because it fit their hopes … Continue reading
Pro-Stitution.
US Army’s head of Sexual Assault Prevention accused of running prostitution ring. Irony DIES, same as last week.
Charging Your Sexual Battery
Air Force officer who teaches sexual assault prevention charged with sexual battery. Irony FLIES.
A Big Ball of Stress
Employee at stress ball factory gets stressed out and, without any other outlet, punches boss, brandishes knives. Irony DIES
Menorah-Tease
NY State Assemblyman, Dov Hikind, who is constantly appalled at antisemitism and religious insensitivity toward Jews, shows up at Purim party in black face and orange jump suit costume. Irony never calls, never writes, and DIES.
Getting to the Heart of the Fatter
In a follow up to an earlier DOI story: Spokesperson for the Heart Attack Grill dies of heart attack. Irony DIES 2: Double Bypass Bigger, Fatter, Meatier.
Priva-see, Priva-do
Reporter who published teen’s sex diary infuriated that her tweets are being published. The Irony that has DIED in this correspondence may contain information that is privileged or confidential. If you received this in error, please notify the sender by reply … Continue reading
Defetusts
Sued for malpractice and wrongful deaths, Catholic hospital claims that unborn fetuses are not people. Irony DIES. Well, kind of.
Dumbasses Unchained
House Republicans meet at former slave plantation to practice talking to black people. Irony DIES. The D is not silent.
Praise the Lord and Pass the Irony
The NRA — concerned about video games, not guns, in curbing gun violence — releases shooting video game one month after Newtown. Irony DIES of a gunshot wound to the head.