thedeathofirony

Dick’s Got Some Balls

rcshore — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:01:07 +0000

Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld weigh in on Benghazi saying, among other things, that, “The idea that it was somehow related to a YouTube video and that that narrative kept being promoted, I suppose it’s because it fit their hopes and what they wanted to be the case.”

Irony, and hundreds of thousands in Iraq, DIE.

Pro-Stitution.

rcshore — Wed, 15 May 2013 17:40:55 +0000

US Army’s head of Sexual Assault Prevention accused of running prostitution ring.

Irony DIES, same as last week.

Charging Your Sexual Battery

rcshore — Tue, 07 May 2013 11:55:17 +0000

Air Force officer who teaches sexual assault prevention charged with sexual battery.

Irony FLIES.

A Big Ball of Stress

rcshore — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:31:15 +0000

Employee at stress ball factory gets stressed out and, without any other outlet, punches boss, brandishes knives.

Irony DIES

Menorah-Tease

rcshore — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:06:43 +0000

NY State Assemblyman, Dov Hikind, who is constantly appalled at antisemitism and religious insensitivity toward Jews, shows up at Purim party in black face and orange jump suit costume.

Irony never calls, never writes, and DIES.

Getting to the Heart of the Fatter

rcshore — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:18:58 +0000

In a follow up to an earlier DOI story: Spokesperson for the Heart Attack Grill dies of heart attack.

Irony DIES 2: Double Bypass

Bigger, Fatter, Meatier.

Priva-see, Priva-do

rcshore — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:48:36 +0000

Reporter who published teen’s sex diary infuriated that her tweets are being published.

The Irony that has DIED in this correspondence may contain information that is privileged or confidential. If you received this in error, please notify the sender by reply e-mail and delete the message and any attachments.

Defetusts

rcshore — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:41:56 +0000

Sued for malpractice and wrongful deaths, Catholic hospital claims that unborn fetuses are not people.

Irony DIES. Well, kind of.

Dumbasses Unchained

rcshore — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 20:34:12 +0000

House Republicans meet at former slave plantation to practice talking to black people.

Irony DIES. The D is not silent.

Praise the Lord and Pass the Irony

rcshore — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 06:36:30 +0000

The NRA — concerned about video games, not guns, in curbing gun violence — releases shooting video game one month after Newtown.

Irony DIES of a gunshot wound to the head.