Occupy Wal- Something or Other

walmart ethicsUnholy goiter-faced mouth breather of a corporation Walmart strikes irony gold again hawking Occupy Wall Street posters just in time for the Holidays.

Irony DIES for only $42.75

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No Need for Alarm

Screen Shot 2013-11-26 at 1.47.33 PMSwedish official insist that hotel made completely of ice install fire alarm.

Firony DICICLES. 

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Ask Not What Your Employer Can Do for You…

walmartWal-Mart, which made $15.7 billion last year, asks workers to donate food to needy employees— employees needy because of low wages.

“Irony DIES, Aisle 3.” 

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From the Halls of Montezuma to the Depths of Irony

hearts_mindsThe NY Daily News calls for the Nobel Peace Prize to be awarded to the US military. 

Irony DIES SAVES!

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Rhi Not?

rhinoTexas hunting club endeavors to save endangered species by auctioning off license to kill one.

Rhirony DIES. 

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Tackyderm

elephantZookeeper fatally trampled by impatient elephant named Patience.

Dumbo flies. Irony DIES. 

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Atlas Shared

atlasProducers of Atlas Shrugged movie asking for a bit of Kickstarter charity to get the film made.

Irony RELIED (on the kindness of others). 

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