Author Archives: rcshore
Blood Alcohol Next Level
Woman gets out of car for fear driver is too drunk. Driver then accidentally runs over woman while she walks home. Irony DrIvES.
Copy of Marx’s book about the evils of commodity fetishization sells for $40K. Irony DIES. Capitalism LIVES!
Down With OPP
Students told that the Property Law textbooks they purchased are not their property. Irony DIES.
Capitalism: All Sold Out
Supply can’t keep up with demand on new book about Capitalism’s failures. Irony
To Each According to His Greed
Leading liberal voice to be paid $25K/month by organization called the “Income Inequality Institute.” Irony DIE$.
Get Yee to a Gunnery
California Senator Leland Yee who sponsored anti-gun trafficking legislation caught in plot to traffic guns and rockets and stuff with partner “Shrimp Boy.” Irony DIES. (Alt title: Po Shrimp Boy)
Two E or Not Two E, That Bee the Question
Fox News covers story of two young people who are really good at spelling hard words. Guess what they’re not so good at. Iorny DIES.
Occupy Wal- Something or Other
Unholy goiter-faced mouth breather of a corporation Walmart strikes irony gold again hawking Occupy Wall Street posters just in time for the Holidays. Irony DIES for only $42.75
No Need for Alarm
Swedish official insist that hotel made completely of ice install fire alarm. Firony DICICLES.
Ask Not What Your Employer Can Do for You…
Wal-Mart, which made $15.7 billion last year, asks workers to donate food to needy employees— employees needy because of low wages. “Irony DIES, Aisle 3.”