Author Archives: rcshore

Occupy Wal- Something or Other

Unholy goiter-faced mouth breather of a corporation Walmart strikes irony gold again hawking Occupy Wall Street posters just in time for the Holidays. Irony DIES for only $42.75

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No Need for Alarm

Swedish official insist that hotel made completely of ice install fire alarm. Firony DICICLES. 

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Ask Not What Your Employer Can Do for You…

Wal-Mart, which made $15.7 billion last year, asks workers to donate food to needy employees— employees needy because of low wages. “Irony DIES, Aisle 3.” 

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From the Halls of Montezuma to the Depths of Irony

The NY Daily News calls for the Nobel Peace Prize to be awarded to the US military.  Irony DIES SAVES!

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Rhi Not?

Texas hunting club endeavors to save endangered species by auctioning off license to kill one. Rhirony DIES. 

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Tackyderm

Zookeeper fatally trampled by impatient elephant named Patience. Dumbo flies. Irony DIES. 

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Atlas Shared

Producers of Atlas Shrugged movie asking for a bit of Kickstarter charity to get the film made. Irony RELIED (on the kindness of others). 

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