Author Archives: rcshore
Occupy Wal- Something or Other
Unholy goiter-faced mouth breather of a corporation Walmart strikes irony gold again hawking Occupy Wall Street posters just in time for the Holidays. Irony DIES for only $42.75 Advertisements
No Need for Alarm
Swedish official insist that hotel made completely of ice install fire alarm. Firony DICICLES.
Ask Not What Your Employer Can Do for You…
Wal-Mart, which made $15.7 billion last year, asks workers to donate food to needy employees— employees needy because of low wages. “Irony DIES, Aisle 3.”
From the Halls of Montezuma to the Depths of Irony
The NY Daily News calls for the Nobel Peace Prize to be awarded to the US military. Irony DIES SAVES!
Rhi Not?
Texas hunting club endeavors to save endangered species by auctioning off license to kill one. Rhirony DIES.
Tackyderm
Zookeeper fatally trampled by impatient elephant named Patience. Dumbo flies. Irony DIES.
Atlas Shared
Producers of Atlas Shrugged movie asking for a bit of Kickstarter charity to get the film made. Irony RELIED (on the kindness of others).