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From the Halls of Montezuma to the Depths of Irony
The NY Daily News calls for the Nobel Peace Prize to be awarded to the US military. Irony DIES SAVES!
Texas hunting club endeavors to save endangered species by auctioning off license to kill one. Rhirony DIES.
Zookeeper fatally trampled by impatient elephant named Patience. Dumbo flies. Irony DIES.
Producers of Atlas Shrugged movie asking for a bit of Kickstarter charity to get the film made. Irony RELIED (on the kindness of others).
Conceal and Scary
Concealed gun safety instructor shoots student during class. Irony is WOUNDED.
Robert Zimmerman afraid vigilantes might come after brother George. Irony is Not Trayvon Martin.
NSA spokesperson announces Snowden’s criminal charges of spying. Irony SPIES.
Syrian Government warns citizens not to travel to bordering Turkey because of fears of violence. Irony DIES, Syriasly.
Dick’s Got Some Balls
Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld weigh in on Benghazi saying, among other things, that, “The idea that it was somehow related to a YouTube video and that that narrative kept being promoted, I suppose it’s because it fit their hopes … Continue reading
Charging Your Sexual Battery
Air Force officer who teaches sexual assault prevention charged with sexual battery. Irony FLIES.