thedeathofirony

Concealed gun safety instructor shoots student during class.

Irony is WOUNDED. 

Robert Zimmerman afraid vigilantes might come after brother George.

Irony is Not Trayvon Martin.

NSA spokesperson announces Snowden’s criminal charges of spying.

Irony SPIES. 

Syrian Government warns citizens not to travel to bordering Turkey because of fears of violence.

Irony DIES, Syriasly. 

Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld weigh in on Benghazi saying, among other things, that, “The idea that it was somehow related to a YouTube video and that that narrative kept being promoted, I suppose it’s because it fit their hopes and what they wanted to be the case.”

Irony, and hundreds of thousands in Iraq, DIE.  

Air Force officer who teaches sexual assault prevention charged with sexual battery.

Irony FLIES. 

NY State Assemblyman, Dov Hikind, who is constantly appalled at antisemitism and religious insensitivity toward Jews, shows up at Purim party in black face and orange jump suit costume.

Irony never calls, never writes, and DIES.