Menorah-Tease

Screen Shot 2013-02-27 at 12.06.13 PMNY State Assemblyman, Dov Hikind, who is constantly appalled at antisemitism and religious insensitivity toward Jews, shows up at Purim party in black face and orange jump suit costume.

Irony never calls, never writes, and DIES. 

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Getting to the Heart of the Fatter

baypassIn a follow up to an earlier DOI story: Spokesperson for the Heart Attack Grill dies of heart attack.

Irony DIES 2: Double Bypass

Bigger, Fatter, Meatier. 

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Priva-see, Priva-do

twitronyReporter who published teen’s sex diary infuriated that her tweets are being published.

The Irony that has DIED in this correspondence may contain information that is privileged or confidential. If you received this in error, please notify the sender by reply e-mail and delete the message and any attachments.

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Defetusts

sperm reverseSued for malpractice and wrongful deaths, Catholic hospital claims that unborn fetuses are not people.

Irony DIES. Well, kind of.

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Dumbasses Unchained

django-jacksonHouse Republicans meet at former slave plantation to practice talking to black people.

Irony DIES. The D is not silent.  

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Praise the Lord and Pass the Irony

nraThe NRA — concerned about video games, not guns, in curbing gun violence — releases shooting video game one month after Newtown.

Irony DIES of a gunshot wound to the head. 

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Green Coal

clean coal

National Coal Museum installs solar panels to save on energy bills.

Energy DIES.  

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The Right to Bare Ass

Man named Wiener trying to ban public nudity in San Francisco.

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Premature Evacuation

Former head of FEMA, Michael Brown, made famous for inaction and incompetence during and after Katrina, criticizes President Obama for being “too quick” to respond to Sandy.

Irony DIES. But it could have been a lot worse. 

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Block the Vote

Republicans, who have been working hard to conflate voter fraud with voter registration fraud, caught red handed committing voter fraud. I mean voter registration fraud.

 

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