thedeathofirony

Search party for missing woman called off with discovery that said woman was part of said search party looking for herself.

GOP announces convention theme “We Built This” in building paid for with 62% government funds.

Irony Dies. We Killed This. 

Company featured in ad attacking Obama’s claim that “no one succeeds on their own” received millions in Government loans and contracts.

Irony DIES. All by itself.

Fred Willard, actor soon to star in the new comedy “The Yankee,” caught in an LA skin flick theater with his pants down – er – yanking.

Irony 

Texas GOP adopts platform to oppose critical thinking and higher order thinking skills in schools.

Irony is DEAD until 2014. 

Healthcare law upheld, furios Conservatives packing up and moving to Canada — where healthcare is actually socialized.

Irony DIES, aye?  

Rep. Mike Lee (R-UT) declares that “Mormons [like Romney] sort of have an extra chromosome when it comes to American exceptionalism.”

Irony DIES, Xs and Ys.

The ACLU — an organization know for protecting the rights of minorities — takes on the case of the KKK — a group known for, well, other things — in their bid to sponsor a section of a Georgia highway.

Irony DES.

Greatest historical critic of commodity fetishism immortalized on the front of a credit card.

Irony DIES: Priceless. 

Entire fleet of union busting commentators on the right want to have their rights as workers protected SO THEY JOIN A UNION.

Under unfair working conditions, irony DIES. Solidarity forever.