That’s Like Ironic

Facebook ads struggling because of algorithm’s inability to decipher whether users “likes” are ironic or not.

(For a fuller ironic experience, “like” this post on facebook)

Irony,  , DIES. 

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Mittspelled

App meant to spell out Romney’s vision for the future of our country misspells the word “America.”

Iorny DIES.

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Comma Comma Chameleon

Long NYT piece on appropriate comma usage forced to print correction because of incorrect usage of said punctuation.

Irony, DIES. 

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Palin the Ass

Unwed 17-year old mother criticizes president for his stance on gay mariage saying that “children do better with a mother and father.”

Irony is surrounded by an electric fence with other irony and because two ironies can’t produce more irony, irony DIES. 

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SPF’ing Hell

Sunscreen gives you cancer. That is all.

Irony reapplies and DIES. 

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Over the Line

Arizona, among the most radical states on immigration, has a hockey team (full of Eastern European immigrants) called the “Coyotes.”

La ironía MUERE.

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Tire(d) Iron

Man falls asleep at the wheel, runs into sign urging motorists not to drive tired.

Irony DIEzzzzzzzz.

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Transcendigitalism

The “unconnected” experience of Thoreau’s On Walden Pond now accessible to all… in a video game.

Irony DIES in reflective solitude at 1080p. 

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Me Thinks Artest Too Much

NBA player who legally changed his name to World Peace shows continuing penchant for violence.

Irony DIES. Every time. Again and again and again.  

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A Ship by any Other Name Would Make for a Less Ironic Fleet

New U.S. naval ship to be named after president famous for lying about attack on naval ship that started one of the worst wars in U.S. history. Ladies and gentlemen: the USS Lyndon Johnson.

Irony, destroyed, sinks and

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